My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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