that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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