They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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