haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Will exercising make me less horny?
So. Much. Porn.
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