are you still at the devil's house?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i now understand why vodka
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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