It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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