it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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