I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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