I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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