It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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