summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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