i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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