How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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