If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
