Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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