I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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