i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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