I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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