I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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