You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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