Whod you bang
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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