Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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