I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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