I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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