So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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sex in a hospital.. check
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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