You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Don't EVER smell your tampon
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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