you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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