Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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