Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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