She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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