you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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