This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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