ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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