is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I will pee on everything he values.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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