please come you make the beer taste better
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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