Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Well I just put wine in my tea
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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