Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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