I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
NoShamevember. You game?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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