Yo dont text me then not text me
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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