I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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