I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
dude. I can hear the air.
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