Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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