i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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