Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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