I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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