I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
