she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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