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(250): View more from British Columbia

She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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(305): View more from Florida

I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.

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(713): View more from Texas

He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.

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(775): View more from Nevada

you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.

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(818): View more from California

You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.

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Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead

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(+45): View more from Denmark

Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??

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