Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
