You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We're too hungover to prance.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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