Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I deserve to be covered in dicks
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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