David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
