About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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