There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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