Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Your dad touched me again.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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