He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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